I was catching up on my online banking tonight and noticed something odd about my mortgage:
I got all excited... but that date looked suspicious. Technically, it's accurate, as I didn't have a mortgage in 1999.
So I phoned them, and Natalie was very helpful. She told me that they bring their servers down for maintenance every night, and the first thing it takes offline is mortgages.
And here I thought I had won a contest. Oh well.