Today I fixed my dishwasher.
The heating element on the bottom was sheared right in two, and the machine took over three hours to finish what it, in its crippled state, considered a "cleaning" cycle. So I ordered a new element from Sears. It arrived today, and when I got home the first thing I did was install it. HAR! I am SO manly! I didn't even procrastinate!
It is the pride of men everywhere to be able to fix things.
I also re-attached the head of a princess doll today.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to glue a mug back together.