Preparations For War

Regarding building a missile defense radar in the Czech Republic, which is part of American plans for a European missile defense shield, American artist Kevin Kihn asks the compelling question, "Why not build a Peace Dome in its place?"

Uhh... gee, Kev, I dunno, uh... maybe because it won't shoot down missiles?

I invite my readers to come up with a punch line for what could soon become an old joke: What do you call a guy who thinks he can win peace by building a geodesic dome (aka Nature's Healing Secret!) under the flight paths of enemy WMDs?

To get you started, here's a few:

• a liberal
• high
• the first person in line to welcome our new insect overlords
  

Put yours in the comments.