Parenting Lesson #1: Do Not Correct Your Child's Funny Mistakes
My five year old yesterday, having recently watched Disney's Pocahontas, commented to me, "Daddy, Pocahontas' daddy said she speaks with a wisdom behind her ears."
If you don't get it, say it out loud. Still no? Say it again.
If you still don't get it, the actual quote is, "My daughter speaks with a wisdom beyond her years."
I couldn't bear to break it to her. When she asked why I was ROTFLMAO I said that she was just so cute I couldn't help it.