Big Mixup

According to the emails I've been getting lately, I have ordered the following items:

• premium replica watches
• a free email account
• a satellite dish card
• a product called VIAGR*

I certainly don't recall placing those orders. The people are very bad at spelling, too. So here's a list of all those individuals who can't use the English language properly, and are getting me mixed up with somebody else who orders crap like this.

• Scott Micaela
• Lesa Pa
• Cathie Rafaela
• Sherell Shaquana
• Rafaela Iola
• Casey Gross
• Magaly Randa
• Blanca Candi
• Alton Ott
• Alyce Hutton
• Stefany Jerilyn
• Salvatore Cornell
• Levi Thorne
• Janae Camille
• Lucinda Gagnon
• Kirby Keva
• Susanne Hall
• Madison Carroll
• Jarred Winters
• Sharlene Owen
• Marlana Bettie
• Vince Freeman
• Carletta Leesa
• Jamel Helms

Sigh. In the words of Monty Python's Vikings:

Lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m,
Lovely spam, wonderful S Spam,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPA-A-A-A-AM...
SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-A-A-AM!