Thursday, August 24, 2006

Big Mixup

According to the emails I've been getting lately, I have ordered the following items:

  • premium replica watches
  • a free email account
  • a satellite dish card
  • a product called VIAGR*

I certainly don't recall placing those orders. The people are very bad at spelling, too. So here's a list of all those individuals who can't use the English language properly, and are getting me mixed up with somebody else who orders crap like this.

  • Scott Micaela
  • Lesa Pa
  • Cathie Rafaela
  • Sherell Shaquana
  • Rafaela Iola
  • Casey Gross
  • Magaly Randa
  • Blanca Candi
  • Alton Ott
  • Alyce Hutton
  • Stefany Jerilyn
  • Salvatore Cornell
  • Levi Thorne
  • Janae Camille
  • Lucinda Gagnon
  • Kirby Keva
  • Susanne Hall
  • Madison Carroll
  • Jarred Winters
  • Sharlene Owen
  • Marlana Bettie
  • Vince Freeman
  • Carletta Leesa
  • Jamel Helms
Sigh. In the words of Monty Python's Vikings:



Lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m,
Lovely spam, wonderful S Spam,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPA-A-A-A-AM...
SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-A-A-AM!

1 comment:

  1. A free email account?? Wow, those ne'er-do-gooders really know how to put a carrot at the end of a stick...

    ReplyDelete

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