My dear friends and family, none of you have contacted me for a check-up regarding my request from a few weeks ago.
I therefore issue a gentle rebuke. You are my sainted siblings in the Saviour; my collective cousins in Christ - it is your responsibility to heed your stumbling brother's call. Of course, I have a responsibility to avoid sin as well, but I occasionally need a helping hand. "Share each others' burdens," and all that jazz.
Let me assure you too that in the event you require an accountability check, I will gladly oblige.