...And Counting, and Recounting
Today is my 31st birthday. My wife surprised me with a party last night.
I gave a little speech to the crowd, saying "I don't know half as you half as much as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
There were enough Tolkien readers in the room to get it.
I also said, despite the reception of a really cool gift, that what I really wanted was a Conservative majority for my birthday.
So come on Canada, be nice to a guy who's too young to ever have had his party in power.