Saturday, January 21, 2006

...And Counting, and Recounting

Today is my 31st birthday. My wife surprised me with a party last night.

I gave a little speech to the crowd, saying "I don't know half as you half as much as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

There were enough Tolkien readers in the room to get it.

I also said, despite the reception of a really cool gift, that what I really wanted was a Conservative majority for my birthday.

So come on Canada, be nice to a guy who's too young to ever have had his party in power.

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